Does Malört Go Bad?

2025-06-13

Howard's back in the captain's chair, but sleep deprivation is the real co-host this week! Join Howard, Kidder, Rudeboy Kyle from Iowa, Doc from the East Coast, and the ever-elusive Big D (location undisclosed) for a wild ride through everything from bizarre beverages to F1 safety concerns! What's on Tap: Beer & Beyond! Get ready for some truly unique taste tests! Rudeboy Kyle sips on a Southside Citra Hop Blonde Ale from Confluence Brewing,...

Howard's back in the captain's chair, but sleep deprivation is the real co-host this week! Join Howard, Kidder, Rudeboy Kyle from Iowa, Doc from the East Coast, and the ever-elusive Big D (location undisclosed) for a wild ride through everything from bizarre beverages to F1 safety concerns!

What's on Tap: Beer & Beyond!

Get ready for some truly unique taste tests! Rudeboy Kyle sips on a Southside Citra Hop Blonde Ale from Confluence Brewing, while Doc bravely tries Tiff's Spiked Lemonade (with lemon and coconut!). Kidder goes classic with Garage Beer, comparing it to a certain light lager.

But it's not all about the brews! Big D struggles with a non-English Coffee Planet package, and Howard introduces a Polish dark lager, Velcopo Vicki, alongside a new "nonIPA month" initiative (don't worry, IPA Appreciation Month is coming!).

The Malört & NYC Adventures

The group dives into the legend of a very old bottle of Malört left at Howard's. Can this infamously bad liquor actually "go bad?" Doc weighs in with a definitive answer, and Rudeboy Kyle shares news of a barrel-aged version. Doc also recounts his brief but memorable time in New York City, complete with late-night roadwork and a shocking champagne vending machine discovery!

Hot Takes, High Tracks, & Gaming Debates

Howard's beloved segments are back! Get ready for Dad Jokes of the Week (brace yourselves, Big D isn't a fan!), and dive into the future of racing with a discussion on a controversial elevated Formula 1 track in Saudi Arabia. Rudeboy Kyle raises serious safety concerns, humorously likening it to a dangerous "Rainbow Road!"

The gaming deep dive begins with classic video game remasters. Howard wants Perfect Dark, Kidder recalls an arcade-turned-N64 gem like Gauntlet Legends, and Rudeboy Kyle dreams of a Tomb Raider overhaul. The conversation veers into GTA 6's development time and the gaming industry's crunch culture, lamenting buggy releases and day-one patches. The group then shares their love-hate relationship with Mario Party and the perils of online tornado chasing.

Driving Woes & Show Shenanigans

From stop sign woes in virtual worlds to real-life red light runners, Howard recounts a near-miss driving incident and the satisfying sight of a police pull-over. The gents discuss the frustrations of distracted driving and puzzling traffic light logic.

Plus, catch up on random news like a new buck truck in Flashing Lights, a Herabbo gummy bear recall (cannabis contamination?!), and Skittles losing titanium dioxide. Doc laments late-night construction noise in Midtown Manhattan, and Big D shares concerns about steep stairs after a few drinks.

Tune in for a jam-packed episode as the gang navigates sleep deprivation, controversial beverages, and some truly wild stories!