We’re back in the woods, right where I grew up, talking about everything from wild bonfire nights to hunting trips, old family traditions, and all the things that made this place home. Uncle Ted (who’s not really my uncle, but close enough) has been around for as long as I can remember, stirring up trouble, handing out questionable advice, and making sure we always had a good story to tell.This episode is a deep dive into the kind of childhood that most people wouldn’t believe unless they lived it. From hayrides gone wrong and shotg...
We’re back in the woods, right where I grew up, talking about everything from wild bonfire nights to hunting trips, old family traditions, and all the things that made this place home. Uncle Ted (who’s not really my uncle, but close enough) has been around for as long as I can remember, stirring up trouble, handing out questionable advice, and making sure we always had a good story to tell.
This episode is a deep dive into the kind of childhood that most people wouldn’t believe unless they lived it. From hayrides gone wrong and shotguns that left bruises, to fireworks lighting up the night in ways they definitely weren’t supposed to, we cover it all. There were late nights spent out in the fields, a few near-misses with things that could have gone way worse, and plenty of lessons learned the hard way.
Hunting and the outdoors played a huge role in shaping who we are. Whether it was sneaking off into the woods, testing out new ways to catch catfish, or just escaping the noise of everything else, being out here was the best kind of freedom. And of course, Ted never missed a chance to egg us on—whether that meant pushing our limits with fireworks, leading us into a hunting story that we weren’t quite ready for, or officiating a wedding that turned into a night we’d never forget.
There’s something about this place that never changes. Even now, when life moves faster and everyone’s got their own responsibilities, coming back here still feels like hitting reset. The trails, the stories, the ridiculous stunts we pulled—it’s all still here, just waiting for another round.
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Grab a drink, settle in, and let’s take a trip down memory lane.
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Timestamps:
[00:00:29] Catfish Caper: A Wild Night at the Pond
Uncle Ted launches into a childhood memory where dog food and fireworks led to a surprising, oversized catfish catch.
[00:01:40] First Gun Fiasco: When Character Was Built
Joey recalls the explosive moment of shooting his first gun—a near-disastrous mishap that built character for life.
[00:02:11] Wedding Mayhem: Moonshine, Matrimony, and Mischief
A humorous retelling of an unconventional wedding where Uncle Ted’s offbeat officiating and moonshine-fueled antics stole the show.
[00:03:49] Lightning Run: Escaping a Ferocious Thunderstorm
In the midst of a dangerous storm, Uncle Ted heroically pulls the kids to safety, proving that quick thinking is a family trait.
[00:07:30] Classic Camaro Dreams: From Auto Secrets to Muscle Cars
Uncle Ted shares his auto industry tales and his burning passion for restoring the perfect ‘70 Camaro, blending nostalgia with horsepower.
[00:09:09] Explosive Escapades: Mortar Mishaps and Safety First
A wild account of near-explosive accidents that serves as a gritty reminder of why safety gear isn’t just an option—it’s essential.
[00:11:00] Golf Cart Sledding: When Playtime Turned Wild
The crew reminisces about their off-the-wall adventures, where tying a rope to a golf cart turned an ordinary day into an unforgettable thrill ride.
[00:16:28] Wild Encounters: Sasquatch, Mountain Lions & Unexplained Howls
A mysterious narrative unfolds as the duo recounts unusual wildlife sightings that blur the lines between myth and reality.
[00:18:09] Bonfire Roulette: Aerosol Cans and Fiery Dares
Joey dives into the reckless fun of bonfire roulette—a daring game with aerosol cans that left more than just memories (and a few burns).
[00:18:45] Farewell & Gratitude: Honoring Family, Heroes, and Wild Memories
The episode wraps up with heartfelt thanks to first responders, teachers, and family, setting the stage for even more rugged adventures ahead.
