France's Emmanual Macron is in a world of hurt as record voter turnout in the first of two parliamentary elections leaves his liberal party in last place and conservatives in a commanding first. US military bases go on heightened alert across Europe (prepare for a smokescreen) and the Supreme Court's monster ruling Friday bumps down the claim of criminal conspiracy against hundreds of J6ers to a misdemeanor trespassing charge. PLUS a New Trump Song! Listen to the very end!