Despite the fact that our first article has been debunked by Snopes (and a number of other sites) it remains an invaluable example of how glorious the human race can be. In other news, the dangers of AI are a serious concern in this day and age, so maybe we should just put the kibosh on technology for awhile and instead of enhancing our bodies with lasers and robotics, we should use our hands to see without glasses, and partner with nature to improve our memories.
http://jacksonville.suntimes.com/jax-news/7/115/146332/couple-arrested-selling-golden-tickets-heaven
http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/goldentickets.asp
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/jul/27/musk-wozniak-hawking-ban-ai-autonomous-weapons?CMP=fb_us
http://www.sciencealert.com/super-smart-rifles-are-the-latest-devices-to-get-remotely-hacked
http://www.sciencealert.com/the-world-s-most-powerful-laser-has-just-been-fired-in-japan
http://www.sciencealert.com/watch-how-to-see-without-glasses
http://www.sciencealert.com/dutch-scientists-have-designed-a-windmill-that-provides-housing-and-could-power-a-whole-town
http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/08/03/428016725/could-your-childs-picky-eating-be-a-sign-of-depression?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20150803
http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/07/31/427854425/cheetos-canned-foods-deli-meat-how-the-u-s-army-shapes-our-diet?sc=17&f=1001
http://www.iflscience.com/brain/what-happens-your-brain-when-you-don-t-sleep
http://www.sciencealert.com/the-best-music-to-listen-to-for-optimal-productivity-according-to-science
http://www.kurzweilai.net/memory-problems-go-climb-a-tree