This week's episode:
- My daughter Hazel turned three!
- You should never go to a concert by yourself.
- Journalists ruin Tom Brady's retirement and basically all of sports.
- Politicians suck at science.
- Whoopi Goldberg and Joe Rogan say dumb things, but I don't believe in silencing them.
- Nikki Sixx makes fun of Eddie Vedder's voice even though his dude sucks at singing.