In this episode of Corruptus Politicus, the Surprise Party candidate for President besmirches his two primary opponents with his own version of, "The Lady is a Tramp." After all, he says, that's what politics is all about. Besmirching your opponent is the single most used weapon since the first cavemen elected Bookoo cave leader. Bookoo accused Naka of throwing rocks, and Naka had no defense, other than to say, "Ugg." It may have evolved since then, but Hozay does his best to keep it short, simple and to the point.