TILP 30: Needledick Penisgun

This week, we explore the Flat Earth civil war and geriatric social media. Michael introduces the world's most devious 10-year-old, Cush gets a hankerin’ for seitan, and we talk about punching kids for the 5th episode in a row.

Highlights include:

• Cush’s fun weekend plans [2:25]
• #Buttholegate [4:50]
• ‘Cause we’re all creeeeeps. [14:40]
• Crisis on Infinite Flat Earths [20:05]
• Voice-to-Tweet Technology [27:05]
• Cards Against Your Childhood [33:20]
• Needledick Penisgun [35:55]
• Celebrity crushbones [43:45]
• False flag murder diary [52:00]
• #Disguisting #allwomen [64:25]