This week, Julia, Thom, and Anthony discuss the 2019 (2nd) remake of the 1974 cult-classic, Black Christmas. Is this modern reimagining a more feminist take on the source material, or does it somehow manage to make the original film look like a masterpiece? Spoiler Alert - all of the elves are united in their hatred of this film, but that doesn't stop them from having fun and a lot of laughs tearing it to shreds. Also discussed this episode - Coronavirus and an update on the hosts' Quarantined lives; the show's ranking system; and much, much more. So settle back with your favorite holiday beverage and enjoy an episode that is far superior than the movie it covers!
*Please Note - This episode touches on some serious topics that could be triggering to some, and that may be inappropriate for younger listeners. (Including the Outro Music.) Please be advised in advanced. (There was no avoiding this, as they were plot points in the movie.*
Just Because You Can’t See The Air Doesn’t Keep You From Breathing. And Just Because You Can’t See God Doesn’t Keep You From Believing. (The Preacher’s Wife)
Christmas Mornings Will Come Again. (A Boy Called Christmas)
Nintendo - A Maze Of Rubber Wiring And Electronic Intelligence So Advanced, It Was Deemed Not A Video Game But An 8-Bit Entertainment System. (8-Bit Christmas)
Christmas Eve 2021 Story - John Updike’s ”The Twelve Terrors of Christmas”
”Another Christmas Story” - Epilogue - Christmas All Over Again - As Read By Julia Colburn
‘Twas The Night Before Christmas, And All Through The House, Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A Mouse. (‘Twas the Night Before Christmas)
”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Forty-Six - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - As Read By Nicole Little
”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Forty-Five - The Christmas Song - As Read By Thom Crowe
I Tell My Cat Everything. What I Spend On Cat Food, I Save On Therapy. (The Nine Kittens of Christmas)
Love Doesn‘t Have To Be Perfect. It Just Has To Be Honest. (Love Hard)
”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Forty-Four - Away in a Manger - As Read By Anthony Caruso
Keep Your Fingers Crossed Just In Case. (Eloise at Christmastime)
”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Forty-Three - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - As Read By Mike Westfall Of ”Advent Calendar House”
Freeform‘s Original Thanksgiving Movie, ”Turkey Drop”! (2019)
Ugh! This Is Garbage! I Don‘t Know Why They Are Always Trying To Remake The Classics! (Home Sweet Home Alone)
”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Forty-Two - It‘s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year - As Read By Anthony Caruso
Sometimes What We Want Is Not What We Need. (Next Stop, Christmas)
”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Forty-One - Christmas in Hollis - As Read By Danielle Essary
To The Family We‘re Born With, And To The Family We Make Along The Way. And, Most Importantly, To Richmond! (Ted Lasso)
”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Forty - Silent Night - As Read By Sarah Houston
Join Podbean Ads Marketplace and connect with engaged listeners.
Advertise Today
Create your
podcast in
minutes
It is Free
The Modern West
A Christmas Carol: Dramatic Reading
Advent Calendar House - TV Holiday & Christmas Specials
Christmas Past
The Professional Santa Claus’ Podcast
Can’t Wait for Christmas