My first time is your best time

Welcome back knowitalls. This week is the first part of a 2 part episode centered on Disney trip adventures. Teapot and Mr. Clay try to be humble and not come across as stuck up while revisiting their astounding amount of Disney vacations. It would seem that some of their park experiences helped shape them into who they are today. They will bring you stories about the Box “O” Pop, buying Britney Spears dolls, pasta out the asshole (literally?) and a delightful tale about a 9 year old girl (not Epstein related) story from the Finding Nemo ride in Disneyland Paris.

Every week the title is chosen using a quote from the recording.

Here is this week’s runner up: “Come on guys, it’s not like you’re going on a fucking Merry-go-round”.  Let us know if we made the right decision in naming the episode.

Questions that get answered this week:

 

• Is it ok to lie to your friends about 4X4ing in rented Hummers, even though you know it will break their heart?
• Was it water or spit coming out of the hotel shower head?
• Is it racist to call your new Spanish friend “Pedro” even before asking him what his actual name is?
• What can be like 16 orgasms at once?
• When someone says “America” what should be the next two words out of your mouth?
• Why is cheesecake for breakfast a staple when going to Disneyland?
• Is Disneyland best described as “the fair on the best steroids that money can buy”?