(insert obligatory maniacal laughter here) Happy fuckin’ Halloween, mother and father fuckers far and wide within the great red, white & blue pisspot! To any actually residing outside of said pisspot, I’m jealous as fuck for myriad reasons. Anyway, emoclewelcome to the Trick or Treat Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! Can ya fuckin’ believe I hadn’t yet made a Trick or Treat Edition? After 6 fuckin’ Halloween-themed editions? Sometimes my brain neglects to brain so I can thinkify more better. This edition will be a fun one. Well, they’re all fun to me, but this will be extra...
(insert obligatory maniacal laughter here) Happy fuckin’ Halloween, mother and father fuckers far and wide within the great red, white & blue pisspot! To any actually residing outside of said pisspot, I’m jealous as fuck for myriad reasons. Anyway, emoclewelcome to the Trick or Treat Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! Can ya fuckin’ believe I hadn’t yet made a Trick or Treat Edition? After 6 fuckin’ Halloween-themed editions? Sometimes my brain neglects to brain so I can thinkify more better. This edition will be a fun one. Well, they’re all fun to me, but this will be extra fun.
In addition to all the magnificent treats we have in store for us, we also have some tricks. What might those be, you so eagerly inquire? Oh, you’ll see. What fun would it be spoiling the surprise in the intro? Anything could happen, and I hope you find them amusing. In the spirit of treats and trickery, a number of these tracks have been included specifically to glorify the light-bringer, dearest Lucifer himself, Mr. Satan McDevilface! And before you go getting your titties in an uproar… actually, go ahead and do that; I’m intrigued. Anyway, I’m not a “devil-worshipper,” or any such silliness. That would require me to buy in to Christian ideas of an actual metaphysical being and/or consciousness, and frankly, I’d rather Krazy Glue my nipples to a freight train.
I only loosely identify with Satanism as a philosophy for its humanistic elements that further compassion for your fellow man, but I definitely love all the art and accessories created because of it. I don’t care to worship anything except myself, and even then, I’m far from ceremonious about it. That’s pretty much the primary tenet of Satanism: the idea that you are your own god. Doesn’t sound so bad unless you’re the sort of person who can’t stand being held and/or holding yourself accountable for your actions. Anyway, I could go on about Satanism and want not, but time’s a-wastin’, and it’s already 2 fuckin’ PM. Apologies for the later than usual delivery, bee-tee-dubs. I procrastinated like a motherfucker who procrastinates a lot, and I also chose to work a metric fuckton last week, so…
Let’s do the usual numbered list bullshit that no one but me gives a fuck about, mmkay?
1. It was brought to my attention that I ought to elaborate more on why I pick all these tracks from week to week. Well, those of you veteran perverts should recall that I did indeed do that in the early days. I stopped for two reasons: 1. (Hah! a numbered list in a numbered list) It greatly increases production time on every edition considering I’d need to organize everything into blocks and then say a little somethin’ after each one. Frankly, I don’t always have a whole fuck of a lot to say about each and every track. Many times, I just hear a compelling melody, or rhythm, or whatever-the-fuck, and decide it’s worth sharing. That especially goes for the artists I’ve only just recently discovered. 2. I got the distinct and damn near palpable impression that no one gave much of a fuck, shit, damn, or nun’s twat hair what I had to say about any of the tracks, so I figured my intros were plenty. I don’t recall getting any feedback either way about that decision, but hey, I’ve altered my podcast before based on a single constructive comment. So long as the comments are constructive, I take them all into consideration. So, considering said consideration and the greatly increased production time/efforts that would go into doing things the old way, I would love to hear from pretty much literally anyone on the subject. If I feel compelled enough, I may go that extra mile for those of you especially devoted perverts who actually do give all the fucks, shits, damns and nun’s twat hairs what I have to say.
2. I’ve also heard a couple little birdies whisper that these podcasts are perhaps too long. Fair enough, I know I’m too much, and shorter podcasts would mean more time for me to sleep and all that jazz, which is something I’m tragically lacking at the moment. Again, if anyone would like to echo that sentiment, my DMs are as open as a courtesan’s legs. Anyway, this edition is just a paramecium’s testicle hair over 5 hours, much like last year’s Maximum Spoop edition. Paramecia don’t have testicles, so don’t bother looking that up either. I just make shit up for fun sometimes, ‘cause fun is also tragically lacking in the world these days.
3. You may notice some grouping of similar track titles in the overall playlist order. That is indeed intentional, and I did whatever I could to make it interesting and semi-sense-makey. Could I have done it better? Always, but art escapes every artist, ya know? The word art is doing some olympic level heavy-lifting in the context of creatively ordering a playlist, but I imagine you get my fuckin’ drift. Moving on…
4. A little over half of these tracks are things I’ve played before, or from artists who are definitely no stranger to this podcast. In the case of the latter, I tried to dig a little deeper in the track selections for each artist to keep it all a little fresher. These Halloween editions are some of my favorites to make because despite being the broke & broken bitch that I am, I do still absolutely adore Halloween. Consumerism in general mostly repulses me, but I make an exception for Halloween.
5. Let’s quickly go down the list and I’ll try to say a little something about everything… *big inhale* Okaaaay, the Halfbreed track is recycled from last year ‘cause this year’s called Trick or Treat, and it just fit so well. Sue me. Actually, don’t, please. The Oh! the Horror track is one I’ve played before too, and yet NOT on any Halloween edition! What the actual fuck is wrong with me?! Well, I managed to fix that little thing at least. Excellent way to kick off this podcast, in my opinion. Behemoth is what I wish black metal had always been. That crisp, clean production quality is really noticeable, although I imagine there ain’t a ton of money in that particular subgenre for lesser-knowns, so it’s understandable why their level of quality isn’t more ubiquitous.
GRAVEDGR is fuckin’ badass! I love the original RAMPAGE track, and this remix doesn’t disappoint either. I included three of his jams, so yojne the fuck outta those. Alla Xul Elu is a trio of horrorcore dudes on Twiztid’s Majik Ninja Entertainment label. I’ve talked about them and played them numerous times, so you’re downright intentionally missing out if you haven’t looked into them yourself by now. Jesus, this fucking shit is going to take forever… Anyway, Ice Nine Kills, I feel like I might not enjoy the rest of their work as much as I enjoyed this track. Not entirely sure why I get that feeling, but we’ll have to see. Tokyo Machine is a relatively new discovery, and so far I’m lovin’ the fuck out of his jams, which are sorta chipstep… Chiptune and dubstep hybrid. Really looking forward to hearing more from him (or her, not sure).
Cradle of Filth, Existence Is Futile. New album by these veterans of the black metal genre. Give it a listen if you enjoy this new track like I did. Rob Zombie… I mean, do I even need to say anything? I’ve loved Rob Zombie’s work since the White Zombie days. Totally dating myself here, but I remember being hyped as fuck when Astro-Creep 2000 came out. That’s how old I am, motherfucker. The Glitch Mob? Shit, I can’t really label them as dubstep, but they’ve got some of those vibes. I’ve enjoyed pretty much everything I’ve heard from them, and I especially love when they include vocals on their tracks. ICP’s Pumpkin Carver? That’s my absolute all-time favorite Halloween track of theirs, and it makes me nostalgic for better, less-fragmented juggalo world days. Y’all see what I mean about the increased production time here? I’m only twelve tracks into a 79 track long playlist, and I’ve already written three fuckin’ paragraphs. If I went down the entire list, we might be lookin’ at a 20 paragraph long intro… You really want that much of my rambling nonsense standin’ between y’all and the yojne? I know, I know. I ought to save all these ramblings for spots between blocks, but I also sorta feel like the flow of the tracks is more important than anything I could ever say. That, and a lot of tracks speak well enough for themselves.
Frankly, I’d absolutely love it if anyone were ever curious enough to actually ask me anything ever at any point in time about why I picked XYZ track or whatever. Those are the sorts of conversations I set out hoping to inspire when I began this podcast. Any-fuckin’-way, let’s see if I can’t condense the rest of this massive fuckin’ intro…
6. Shoutout to Al for introducing me to Harley Poe, my lovie Alex for Irving Force, my boy Vega for the Killing Joke track (although I knew of them beforehand), and my ex Vera for The Knife. All fantastic artists and tracks; y’all have some great taste.
7. Man, I’m tired as fuck right now. Goin’ on 20 hours awake, and I’ve already been writing this fuckin’ intro for at least two hours. Let’s just nix whatever other bullshit I could have rambled on fuckin’ endlessly about and save it as a bonus for anyone curious and courageous enough to actually ask me about it. Sound good? Great. Well, not as great as the yojne, so YOOOOJNEEEEE!
01 Halfbreed - Merry Halloween (from Serial Killaz) [00:06:23]
02 Oh! the Horror - Halloween 365 (Remix) (feat. Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Young Wicked, Boondox, The R.O.C., Lex the Hex Master, Rapper REDD) (from Halloween 365 (Remix)) [00:07:37]
03 Behemoth - Ov Fire And The Void (from Evangelion) [00:11:44]
04 GRAVEDGR - RAMPAGE (Riot Ten Remix) (from 6 FEET UNDER (Remixes)) [00:16:10]
05 Alla Xul Elu - Mask Made Me Do It (from Mauxuleum) [00:18:59]
06 Ice Nine Kills - The American Nightmare (from The Silver Scream) [00:22:16]
07 Tokyo Machine - Spooky (from Spooky) [00:26:26]
08 Cradle Of Filth - Existential Terror (from Existence Is Futile) [00:30:13]
09 Rob Zombie - Sinners Inc. (from The Sinister Urge) [00:36:29]
10 Rob Zombie - Demon Speeding (from The Sinister Urge) [00:37:32]
11 The Glitch Mob - Our Demons (feat. Aja Volkman) (from Love Death Immortality) [00:41:10]
12 Insane Clown Posse - Pumpkin Carver (from Hallowicked Compilation) [00:46:10]
13 Ashnikko - Halloweenie III: Seven Days (from Halloweenie III: Seven Days) [00:50:51]
14 Skazi, GATTÜSO - Haunted House (from Haunted House) [00:53:21]
15 Poe - Haunted (from Haunted) [00:56:02]
16 Harley Poe - Paint It Black (from Pagan Holiday) [01:01:25]
17 Magic Wands - Black Magic (from Aloha Moon (Deluxe Edition)) [01:03:51]
18 The Budos Band - Black Venom (from The Budos Band III) [01:06:24]
19 The Prodigy - The Day Is My Enemy (Bad Company Remix) (from The Day Is My Enemy (Bad Company Remix)) [01:09:53]
20 Dog Fashion Disco - The Darkest Days (from Adultery) [01:13:54]
21 The MVI - In The Dark (from In The Dark) [01:18:14]
22 Rockwell - Somebody’s Watching Me (from Somebody’s Watching Me) [01:21:17]
23 VCTMS - What Doesn't Kill You (from Vol. IV Numb the Ache) [01:26:06]
24 The Haunted - D.O.A (from One Kill Wonder) [01:27:53]
25 Ghostemane - Bonesaw (from N / O / I / S / E) [01:32:15]
26 Children Of Bodom - You’re Better Off Dead (from You’re Better Off Dead) [01:34:07]
27 Slash - We Belong Dead (from Universal Monsters Maze Soundtrack/Halloween Horror Nights 2018) [01:38:06]
28 Walls Of Jericho - And Hope To Die (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [01:42:50]
29 INF1N1TE, Rico Act - Body Count (from Body Count) [01:46:04]
30 Alla Xul Elu - Six Feet Deep (from Six Feet Deep) [01:49:18]
31 GRAVEDGR - 6 FEET UNDER (from 6 FEET UNDER) [01:53:15]
32 SWARM, Sentinel Complex, Man Ov God - Make It Out Alive (from Make It Out Alive) [01:56:45]
33 Muzzy - Shank (from Trick or Treat) [01:59:58]
34 Insane Clown Posse - Wax Museum (from Ringmaster) [02:05:07]
35 Insane Clown Posse - Murder Go Round (from Ringmaster) [02:10:30]
36 Twiztid - Murder, Murder, Murder (from Mostasteless (original)) [02:16:08]
37 Insane Clown Posse - Mr. Happy (from Bizzar) [02:19:34]
38 Twiztid - Maniac Killa (from Freek Show) [02:24:24]
39 Behemoth - Antichristian Phenomenon (from Thelema.6) [02:29:40]
40 Slipknot - Be Prepared For Hell (from .5 The Gray Chapter) [02:34:13]
41 Slipknot - The Negative One (from .5 The Gray Chapter) [02:36:11]
42 Figure - Heartbeat of Hell (from Heartbeat of Hell EP) [02:41:32]
43 Motörhead - Hellraiser (from The Very Best Of) [02:48:58]
44 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Up Jumped The Devil (from Tender Prey) [02:53:22]
45 Soap&Skin - Me And The Devil (from Sugarbread) [02:58:33]
46 Soilwork - The Nothingness and the Devil (from A Whisp Of The Atlantic) [03:01:31]
47 D12 - Devil’s Night (from Devil’s Night) [03:06:59]
48 GRAVEDGR - BE WARY (from BE WARY) [03:11:17]
49 Black Sabbath - Children of the Grave (from Master Of Reality (Remastered)) [03:14:23]
50 Rogue - Welcome to the Zombie Disco (from Trick or Treat) [03:19:33]
51 Irving Force - Touch the Corpse (from Touch the Corpse) [03:24:26]
52 Figure, MDK - Zombies Ate My Ravers (from Zombies Ate My Ravers) [03:27:11]
53 Alice Cooper - Feed My Frankenstein (from Playlist: The Very Best Of Alice Cooper) [03:30:38]
54 VCTMS - Gutted (I'll Spill) (from Gutted (I'll Spill)) [03:35:11]
55 Borgore, MOONBOY - Gore On The Dancefloor (feat. Rico Act) (from Gore On The Dancefloor) [03:37:44]
56 Squirrel Nut Zippers - Ghost of Stephen Foster (from Perennial Favorites) [03:41:03]
57 Allen Mock, Chow Chow - Phantom (Haunted Version) (feat. Tokyo's Revenge) (from Phantom (Haunted Version) (feat. Tokyo's Revenge)) [03:44:32]
58 Sub Urban - Freak (feat. REI AMI) (from Thrill Seeker) [03:47:19]
59 LUM!X, Gabry Ponte - Monster (Robin Schulz Remix) (from Monster (Robin Schulz Remix)) [03:50:30]
60 White Zombie - Creature Of The Wheel (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [03:53:14]
61 Excision, Kai Wachi - Demisaur (from Demisaur) [03:56:36]
62 Cat Power - Werewolf (from You Are Free) [04:00:07]
63 Zomboy - Lone Wolf (from Lone Wolf) [04:04:08]
64 The Midnight - Vampires (from Endless Summer) [04:08:15]
65 Bat For Lashes - The Hunger (from Lost Girls) [04:13:22]
66 WHIPPED CREAM - Blood (from Blood) [04:18:12]
67 Harley Poe - Suckers (from Wretched. Filthy. Ugly.) [04:21:12]
68 clipping. - Body & Blood (from CLPPNG) [04:23:41]
69 Drezo - Malice (from Malice) [04:28:09]
70 Killing Joke - On All Hallow's Eve (from MMXII) [04:32:26]
71 Odetta Hartman - Widow's Peak (from Old Rockhounds Never Die) [04:35:44]
72 Boy Harsher - Tower (from Tower) [04:39:34]
73 The Black Dahlia Murder - A Shrine to Madness (from Ritual) [04:42:56]
74 The Knife - Silent Shout (from Silent Shout) [04:47:35]
75 Slipknot - Skin Ticket (from Iowa) [04:52:17]
76 SWARM - Void (from Void) [04:58:51]
77 TwoThirds, CoMa - Glimmer (from Trick or Treat) [05:02:43]
78 Venetian Snares - Második Galamb (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [05:09:14]
79 Hexvessel - Halloween (from Halloween) [05:15:09]
