Peggy Smith Taylor and Betty Bliss

Zachary Taylor reluctantly becomes president by first trolling Henry Clay. Peggy Taylor won't leave her house for fear of sin. Betty Bliss was stoked to be First Lady, but really just ended up being a new Taylor Swift hit song (we are hoping!!) It's Elyse's birthday and Claire finds out some revealing family news. And please: don't drink milk on a warm hot summer day. PLEASE.