67: A Lover Scorned pt.1: Heads Will Roll

Think your breakup was messy? Wait till you meet Olga of Kiev. In this explosive (and only technically shorter) episode of Well, I Laughed, Grant and Maia dive into the blood-soaked legend of a woman scorned who didn’t just clap back—she burned entire cities to the ground. After her husband, Prince Igor I, is gruesomely executed by the Drevlians (spoiler: it involves birch trees and a “human hammock”), Olga goes full medieval mastermind. We’re talking trench burials, surprise bathhouse infernos, mead-soaked massacres, and a flaming pigeon airstrike that would make any war strategist weep. The chaos doesn’t stop there, Olga heads to Constantinople, outsmarts an emperor’s proposal, converts to Christianity on her own terms, and rewrites the rulebook for women in power. With plenty of mic-tech mishaps, irreverent tangents, and sharp reflections on revenge, legacy, and saint-level rebranding, this episode proves once again that history is never boring, and sometimes, it’s downright savage.

 

00:00:00 Catch-Up

00:21:55 Heads Will Roll

00:24:04 Viking Roots

00:26:51 Teen Princess OG

00:38:38 Tribute Backfires

00:47:01 Hammock of Horror

01:00:06 Mead-Fueled Massacre

01:13:05 Pigeon Pyro Squad

01:22:01 Baptism Power Move

01:31:16 Queen to Saint

 

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