Bean Boozle

This episode featured the Pope, MMMMchelle, a new Parcheesi's Poetry corner, and adult men eating Hogwarts jelly beans. All that just as soon as BEAR WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS BEAR? Dave started off the show announcing he's sick today prompting Matt to boast that he's on a non-vomit streak and challenging people to get him to puke. We contemplate what tasks Dave will do at Fiverr.com and if there's any stunt he's set against. Matt attends a work dinner and doesn't think to bring anyone on the show a sandwich. We moved onto the Pope's recent visit to the US. Dave showed us a video of the Pope giving a speech to Congress. The video only underscored our lack of recognition for any of our nation's leadership. Not everyone was on their best behavior though, as Congressman Bob Brady stole the Pope's water so he could also drink it. Start your pre-orders too, as the Pope's new pop rock album is dropping. During the second hour, we played a game of Bean Boozled, which is where you get a jelly bean that is either a safe flavor like coconut or something gross like baby wipes. Dave gives Black Mass a poor review. We find out that Dave responds immediately to invites to movies from his true friends Sean and Kevin, but still ignores all our attempts of friendship. NASA found evidence of liquid water on Mars, just in time for Matt Damon's new movie, The Martian to premiere in theaters. Bill Nye the Science Guy defended Mars on the Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore. Dave showed us this video where a woman was yelling at a bear breaking her kayak. Harvey's Headlines brought us news of George Zimmerman tweeting a photo of Trayvon Martin's corpse. Indiana State Congressman Accidentally Has "Sexually Explicit" Video With Mistress Sent To Entire Address Book. Arizona Diamondbacks Announcers Mock Girls Taking Selfies High School Football Numbers Dropping PM David Cameron Forced To Respond To PigGate Allegations Boehner's Resignation Plan German Muslim Dad Admits To Murdering His Daughter For Fucking Her Boyfriend Rob Ford Invited Public To Brother's Future Son-In-Law's Bachelor Party Adam delivered a great poem, as usual, which you can read on Adam's blog post here. You can listen to this episode on iTunes, Stitcher, and here.