Welcome back to Real Life & Rambles, where we are really alive and really rambling. Today we navigate the profound mysteries of favorite colors, animals, and bodies of water... and the meaning behind it all. No pressure, but your answers reveal something deeply existential about you (which we will reveal tomorrow).
Along the way, we learn about the delicate politics of stuffed animal favoritism, the ethical dilemmas of saying “goodnight” in the correct parental order, and a childhood spent fearing the police over stepping on a suspiciously placed silver button for many torturous months / years to come. Also featured: frisbees as micro-cities, a series of unanswered “am I safe?” and “am I loved?” questions, and a heartfelt shout-out-to-God and Grove Park.
Don't miss the end with our surprise musical guests for a surprise song. All our XOXOs.