Episode Forty-four: Best Laid Plans

June 21, 2021

The party finishes preparing for their trip into the Shardlands.

 

Quotes:

• It’s shaped like a UFO
  Yeah, that’s a d10
• I need to come up with a way, in 25 words or less, to convince him to give me the recipe for drow sleeping draught.
• Don’t make that sandwich. I think it’s a bomb.
• You know gelatinous cubes? One of those you can eat, and it tastes like fruit.
• You put the ketamine in the turkey! It’s like a pill pocket!
• It’s a giraffe hobgoblin
• They’re fancy! They’re from rich, vampire fucks!
• You know friend?
  Yeah! About yea big? Pretty good at arm wrestling…
• You also made jokes about Sol dating Mr X.
  That’s not a joke. That’s a plan.
• This is my whispered guess into the microphone.