South Beach Love has 2 Quinceañeras Added Up By A Guy Doing Math on Adult Website

Les, Kurt, and Jason tackle a movie that Les watched in 2 cities over 2 days, while Kurt watched it 2 times, Hallmark’s South Beach Love. Sure, the movie’s not nearly as sexy enough for the very attractive leads, but before they get into it: Jason has to relay why he’s mad at (possibly) Rihanna, and Kurt now thinks that we’ve historically been too hard on our beloved park ranger, and Les is mad that Danica McKellar may be moonlighting for another channel. Then the guys dig into a movie about dueling quinceañeras, and soon find out  Les likes a good sexy mumbly man, Kurt is not a teenage girl, and Jason is in awe of the gotcha journalism of a food blog. Ultimately, though, the movie is so boring that the guys end up talking about a dude that makes 250K a year teaching math on what is otherwise an adult content site.*

*The name of the site is being deliberately left out of this description in the event that one of the words in its name could negatively affect any algorithm used to suggest this podcast to others. But the site’s name rhyme with “torn hub.”

 

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