Episode 96: Semantically speaking

A: "Did you hear that they got a new puppy?"

B: "Get out of here!"

A: Leaves......

B: "Oh, come on!"

A: "Huh?"

B: "Are you off?"

A: (Sniffs own armpit) "Um, no?"

B: "Are you off your wheaties?"

A: ... (Gives up on English forever)