We’re back with our knavish tricks! This week, a police officer tries to get a prostitute with some white claws. If the woods is so nice why do people throw bags of shit in it? A teenager shoves a USB cord in his pee hole, because WHY!?!?!?! A woman runs out on a Chili’s bill, but if a Chili’s dish doesn’t have flavor, do you really need to pay for it if you’re hot? Finally, a country club thinks it’s a good idea to do a 9/11 themed menu. They’ll never forget these savings. God save the king, and welcome back to The Hour!