Personality Transplant Part II

My daughter needs a smoothie. My wife asks me to get it. 40-minutes there, and 40-minutes back. Selfie-stick in my hand. A defenceless mobile phone, my fifth limb, shivering without its armour. “I can’t...” Excuses fly from my mouth like moths from horror movie corpses. Me. Mine. Ego. First. Winner. I sat on the bench once. I was nine-years-old; in bits. The coach didn’t pick me. I wasn’t good enough. I needed someone to pick the bits up, stick them in an envelope and post them to me, so I glue them back together again in the safety of my personal, private hell. I don’t want to be this person. Nine doesn’t go into 43. It’s an imperfect fit. Should I accept who I am, quirks and all? Pick up the broom and sweep the imperfections underneath the mouse mat? Hope that nobody steals my tunes and plays them on the radio? I want one of those jackets that the cub scouts wear with pride. Decorate me like a Christmas tree. The only thing I can accept is I need to change. I need a personality transplant. I said it once, and I am about to say it again. The Truth About Alcohol We Are Not Alcoholics, and We Refuse to Be Anonymous February Taster If you want to learn how to relax in social situations without drinking alcohol, then you need the February Taster. The Taster is your peek under the skin of the TTAA Philosophy. An opportunity to feel what it’s like to experience one month as someone that doesn’t drink alcohol. You work in a peer group setting with me as your guide. 27-daily coaching videos and assignments. Lots of love. A few kicks up the arse. Registration remains open until January 31st, and here’s how the money side of it works. The cost of the program is £99 (GBP), but you can get as much as 25% off if you sign up early. Sign up before 5th Jan, and the price is £75 Sign up before 12th Jan, and the price is £80 Sign up before 19th Jan, and the price is £85 Sign up before 26th Jan, and the price is £90 http://www.thetruthaboutalcohol.co.uk/p/TTAA%20Taster