Prose and Cons: Riverdale: Get Out of Town, Chapters 9-11

Prose and Cons is back! And holy hell did we draw some choice material this time.

The first two pages of this section contain just about as much wacky nonsense as the preceding 8 chapters put together, and Quinn and Rob put on their very best Forensic Linguist and Forensic Literary Scholar hats to try to make sense of the carnage.

Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)