Your offensively second-talented hosts have been rejoicing in an Energy Quotient rating of 4.97 this month, while clearing the very lowest bar of brass-necked press relations with a dizzyingly sanitised Tower Of Power and some mysterious guitar noodlimen. Returning from his busman's holiday aboard the Bisto awards gravy-train, Mike's been a fresh whirlwind of self-destructive thought-crimes, performing his artisanal lead-time lament to the accompaniment of sweaty, loincloth-clad Taiko drummers and the world's slowest kick line. Jon's also been breaking the ice with fully sustainable Foley alternatives, while delivering one-finger churn via pre-boxed ghost-note pot pourri and audio umami. Plus, they've both been competing with The Alien Guitar Womb Hive Mind to smoosh the world's biggest bubble, slam-dunk multiple tubas, and translate 'croissant' into English. As voids go, it's 100% presentation and 0% noise, give or take an extended nautical metaphor.
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PSTB #19: Snug-verbing, virtuoso electricity, and The Four-letter Count
PSTB #18: Madonna fixations, Scaramanga's axe, and unrappabilityto
PSTB #17: Audio bacon, Spot The Toast, and chatting with Miss T
PSTB #16: Reverse hallelujahs, stereo hoovering, and a bag of smashed crabs
PSTB #15: Hobbit feet, old submarine bits, and tonsorial option-paralysis
PSTB #14: Heavy-metal kittens, karmic pest control, and musical guacamole
PSTB #13: Oxtail filtering, harmonikazoos, and the 'f*** you' delay
PSTB #12: Count Duckula, gourmet risotto, and bunraku puppet twerking
PSTB #11: Syllabist poetry, John Cage's evil twin, and The 100k Per Foot Rule
PSTB #10: Pigmy elephants, flamboyant boxer shorts, and the Marquis's crystal sword
PSTB #9: Imaginary edits, Bearable Brass, and the original Wobbly Jefferson
PSTB #8: Spray-on acoustic stubble, vegan suspense, and Neil Finn naked
PSTB #7: Auditory dog hair, erotic mic cables, and The A-Team Musical
PSTB #6: Invisible gorillas, All Star (but...), and insane amounts of clarity.
PSTB #5: Masking-tape snobbery, fake artists, and Creme Egg evolution.
PSTB #4: The Straight To Landfill Award, smirking cucumbers, and beards with everything.
PSTB #3: The inverse McGherkin, T-Pain's Uncle Vanya, and the facepalm motherlode.
PSTB #2: Mics for melee, homeopathic guitar solos, and The Ladderflirter.
PSTB #1: The SM57 tuning dial, The Phantom Facepalm, and Minecraft’s mullet-mod.
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