Episode 6: Fast & Furious 6

Joe and Jeff have become completely exhausted with this franchise, but you don't turn your back on a bad action franchise, even when it turns its back on you. Dom and the whole crew* take a break from their newly extravagant lifestyles to travel to London to do some vehicular warfare against Owen Shaw and company, which includes a previously-dead old friend (it's not Jesse) and evil versions of all the crew. 

This movie destroys a completely new city, furthers our theory that the Jesus chain makes people stupid, brings back some old friends, gives us some new enemies. Is this racing movie franchise now about grappling hooks?

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Seriously, though, when will we see Braga?

 

*RIP Tego & Omar (???)

RIP Jesus chain, Han, Gisele, Han's RX-7, and dozens of civilians who were near the tank.