Episode #35: Holiday Whiskey Cocktails! | Fire at Jackie’s Crossing: A Tale of Cat Vomit

Round 1: Maple Old Fashioned – Bulleit Rye, maple syrup, bitters, cinnamon sugar rim, cinnamon stick garnish

Round 2: Bourbon Alexander – Eagle Rare Bourbon, Crème de Cacao, half-and-half, nutmeg

Round 2B: Bourbon Alexander à La Mode – Eagle Rare Bourbon, Crème de Cacao, Schwan’s vanilla ice cream, nutmeg

Round 3: Wassail – Elijah Craig Bourbon, spiced apple cider, cranberry juice, ginger, lemon, vanilla extract, cinnamon sticks

Tangents: Sue and Shavonne join us for some holiday cocktails! • It’s now called “Ed-coholism” • A quick rehash of the history of the Old Fashioned • Scott gave the glasses a rim job • Shavonne doesn’t know who Mr. Ed is • Big Ed gum • The Mayor gets her five-time host jacket! • We finally reveal what Jackie’s Crossing actually is • Sue would be an Extra Large in Asia • The history of the Brandy Alexander • Shavonne sez: "Always put your nuts on top" • Scott has a problem with McCormick’s—the Pappy Van Winkle of cinnamon sticks • Shavonne’s dad thinks Ed’s name is Zack • John Lennon’s favorite drink was cunty • We’re fartin’ the night away! • The (false) fire at Jackie’s Crossing • Little-known Abbey Road track: “Madison Vomits in Threes” • Scott’s REALLY excited about the third drink • Sue laughs like Mutley • The history of Wassail • You know, we just don’t say “whilst” enough anymore • Wassail might just be a cure for Covid • Kumquat is French for “cums four times”

Music Credits: Whiskey on the Mississippi, Holiday Weasel, and We Wish You a Merry Christmas by Kevin McLeod | Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io | License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0