I could definitely rub a dude’s dick with a broomstick

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week Teapot and Mr. Clay discuss if money can in fact buy happiness. The episode begins with them pondering the stress of having too much VS not having enough money. Teapot reminisces about her teenage years when she lacked the need to curb her spending habits. They both get confused on the rules of a Genie’s 3 wishes but then on the other hand they are not confused with the idea that blowing dudes would lead to amazing vacations. Many, many questions get answered this week;

• What isn’t a normal monthly budget for booze?
• What exactly would Mr. Clay do for $20?
• Does Teapot still love Tokio Hotel, Metrostation and skinny jeans?
• Where is your sweet spot for your wealth?
• Is Teapot forced at gunpoint to record with Mr. Clay while they talk about weird shit?
• While perusing the Australian Facebook classified ads for sexual fantasies, what would $5000 get you?
• Why does Mr. Clay want to move to Alabama?
• What is more important: Getting lots of the dick in your expensive, private residence or living for free with your parents but getting very little to no dick at all? (Blood relative dick excluded, of course)