February 5, 2021 - Pint-Sized Sophia Loren

Tyrone is embarrassed when his fancy guest towels are shown to be barely enough to allow Alina to maintain her modesty. Nina’s book of erotic Victorian etchings and ability to quote John O’Donohue gets Asha all in a tizzy. Third time is a charm for Todd as he instructs Will to take a sledgehammer to an innocent upright piano, the wanton destruction enough to send Summer throwing herself in front of a reasonably-priced car. Peter and Carla are back together and celebrate by immediately being dishonest to each other. Gail’s new interest in genealogy leads her to pick up the phone to ask her old dad what he can tell her about his side of the family. Debbie loses patience with the sale of Number Eight and puts it up for auction. Aadi has the bright idea of evaluating Evelyn’s performance in the corner shop, but then has the much worse idea of telling her about it. Simon is single-handedly ridding the world of usable bicycles. Dev isn’t sure if lesbians are still a thing. Two characters called Ted are dead. A good heart, these days, is hard to find.