Episode Forty-seven: Failing Upward

July 5, 2021 Pt 2

The party "frees" a prisoner for Mr X.

 

Quotes:

• You never plan or read your spells for the thing we’ve been planning for over a month both in and out of character?
• That’s a gnome!
  No, it's a dwarf. Look at how much bigger it is than the other minis.
• It’s regular Amkarak wear. Pointy hats and all.
• They’re the finest apples this side of Sal Al Marice.
• Roll me a nat20
• They’re going to think that this poor guy is going crazy because of the shardlands.
• Shit! Our horses are gone!
• Gnolls ate our horses!
• I just rolled two nat 1’s. I get advantage on initiative.
• I don’t want to roll I’ve been having poopy rolls.
• Do you know that place?
  Yeah, it’s got the stone usses out front.
• Gnolls! Get em!
• NO! LEAVE THEM TO DIE!
• We are going to kill horses with the amounts of apples we need to buy.
• This is fine, this is fine, this is fine!
• CAUGHT BY THE BEAR TRAP.