Where the F**k did they go?! Fearing sudden & mysterious disappearances

This week’s episode has Becky & Merie discussing some creepy-assed unsolved disappearances, from far-flung places including Ireland and Iowa, as Jodi Huisentruit, Prisma Reyes, and Dublin's Vanishing Triangle are among the cases that keep them up at night.

Along the way, they address the burning questions you didn’t know you had, like: 

What would you ask for on an ancient penis-shaped wishing stone? And when will they start selling those at Hot Topic? 

IS Chris Pine the love of Becky’s life? How does she manage to insult all the sports fans in the continent of Australia? (She apologizes for that, by the way.) 

Did Merie or Becky experience an attempted kidnapping from some dudes in an El Camino? Does Merie really (finally?) render Becky speechless with a story of a man secretly living an attic?!! Does Becky (finally?) peer pressure Merie into cussing on the show? 

How quickly can y’all get to Dallas for the magical food experience that is Ebar Tex-Mex? And can Becky come along?!

Shoutout to Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix. Keep up the good work.