This Is What You Can Learn From A Church of Birds

An unknown pundit wrote the following:  "A group of birds decided to form a church.  So they called a meeting and the duck stood up and said, 'I think we should require baptism by immersion.  It's the only way we can get their pocketbooks wet.'  But the rooster said, 'No, we should baptize people by sprinkling...many people dislike the embarrassment of getting wet all over.'  So the argument went on.