Harry Potter And The Wu Tang 36 Chambers of Secrets (2002): You Can Call Me Greg Lockhart

In week 2 of our Harry Potter movie marathon, Max mispronounces half of the characters names, but who cares because there are so many things to playfully make fun of, such as: 

 

Why can’t Harry lie to Dobby? He has no problem lying to all of his teachers! Why didn’t the Wizarding or Muggle World do anything about the prison bars on Harry’s windows? What is the vetting process for the Defense Against the Dark Arts position, and wouldn’t some of the students parents know that Lockhart is a phony?

 

Also, Bill thinks broccoli rabe is a person, a discussion on how the transformation class is actually an animal cruelty class, Tim shares his personal ginger thoughts on Ron , and more Sorting Hat harassment! 

 

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