If you donate to the pod today, we’ll send you a free WWKDD bracelet and a The Hour tote. This week, the pope says he’d totally swipe right for Jesus. NPR is cutting a bunch of jobs, now they’ll have to do their funding drive on the highway off ramp. A lab tells his friends he can quit any time he wants! A fake police officer pulls over a real officer, what are the odds of that? Advice is also back this week, and we advise you to enjoy the show and welcome back to The Hour.