Alphas Make Sandwiches Ep. 45: Sharks, Sheds & the Wild West

Abbey Blue Eyes takes the Alpha helm solo while the rest of the crew heads to Cocoa Beach, delivering a cozy, hilarious, and surprisingly educational Alphas Make Sandwiches. From building sheds in rainy Alaska to going off-grid and self-sustaining, Abbey ties real-life homesteading to freedom, capitalism, and the value of hard work. She then treats listeners to a mini Shark Week special, diving deep into shark history, mythology, and pop culture, from ancient legends and the invention of the Turtle submarine to how Jaws shaped shark propaganda and modern marine research. The conversation flows into culture and comedy, including the girls’ iconic GART photo shoot, beauty hacks like lymphatic massage, ‘80s hair talk, and the joy of being real women in a world gone synthetic. Funny, smart, and full of heart, Abbey’s solo show is the perfect blend of girl power, history, and hilarity, proof that even alone, an Alpha still shines.