Birthday Boy Koz bounces back to The Basement! We start off with the terror that's gripping our nation, Daylight Saving Time. We discuss our favorite Saints and turning into an old grouch. Brooks had a day date with his wife and learning how to wash his hands. Koz bullies us again into drinking alcohol while John recounts some youthful car shenanigans. We debut a hit new segment "Breaking Apple News" and try to answer some questions from a 7 year old. We go over out least favorite tropes, positive racism, "happy-endings" doctors and Brooks' brain problems. Apparently geocaching is still a thing, we regret not participating in the communal gummy bear lifestyle. John figures out a free blood loophole and loses a water rocket. Our resident Sports Hero Koz brings us home with his famous sports corner segment.