As our podcast slips on its Gucci (or is it Prada?) loafers and slides into sloppy middle age, it's time to brew some hot water, suck on a teabag, and ask 'What is a wall?' in a Swedish accent. Jon's been suffering the effects of jitter and bitcrushing, while learning to fail inconspicuously at impromptu outreach. Mike valiantly resists innuendo to report on chocolate acrobatics, whole-body shivers, and a floppy screw, as well as bringing us another banger from Presto Public Relations. (It's about tone and beauty. And Clarkson overwhelm. And an Abbey Road cliché like no other.) That's not all, though, because there's also the tremendous craft of White Woman's Instagram, a pair of 60s space aliens, and some surefire noob tests. So remember: if life gives you lemons, then claim you were going for lemons in the first place!
You can catch the latest show Jon's been working on (called 'Candide, or Optimism At All Costs') at Cambridge's Robinson Theatre until Saturday September 7th:
https://www.babolintheatre.com/candide.html
Fancy more of our nonsense? Then please support the podcast at https://www.patreon.com/projectstudioteabreak and check out the merch store at https://www.projectstudioteabreak.com/merch
For more episodes, as well as links relating to each one (via our zero-spam but 100-percent-idiocy mailing list), check out https://www.projectstudioteabreak.com. Or get in touch by email at teabreak@projectstudioteabreak.com.
PSTB #19: Snug-verbing, virtuoso electricity, and The Four-letter Count
PSTB #18: Madonna fixations, Scaramanga's axe, and unrappabilityto
PSTB #17: Audio bacon, Spot The Toast, and chatting with Miss T
PSTB #16: Reverse hallelujahs, stereo hoovering, and a bag of smashed crabs
PSTB #15: Hobbit feet, old submarine bits, and tonsorial option-paralysis
PSTB #14: Heavy-metal kittens, karmic pest control, and musical guacamole
PSTB #13: Oxtail filtering, harmonikazoos, and the 'f*** you' delay
PSTB #12: Count Duckula, gourmet risotto, and bunraku puppet twerking
PSTB #11: Syllabist poetry, John Cage's evil twin, and The 100k Per Foot Rule
PSTB #10: Pigmy elephants, flamboyant boxer shorts, and the Marquis's crystal sword
PSTB #9: Imaginary edits, Bearable Brass, and the original Wobbly Jefferson
PSTB #8: Spray-on acoustic stubble, vegan suspense, and Neil Finn naked
PSTB #7: Auditory dog hair, erotic mic cables, and The A-Team Musical
PSTB #6: Invisible gorillas, All Star (but...), and insane amounts of clarity.
PSTB #5: Masking-tape snobbery, fake artists, and Creme Egg evolution.
PSTB #4: The Straight To Landfill Award, smirking cucumbers, and beards with everything.
PSTB #3: The inverse McGherkin, T-Pain's Uncle Vanya, and the facepalm motherlode.
PSTB #2: Mics for melee, homeopathic guitar solos, and The Ladderflirter.
PSTB #1: The SM57 tuning dial, The Phantom Facepalm, and Minecraft’s mullet-mod.
Create your
podcast in
minutes
It is Free
Irish Songs with Ken Murray
Immediately Kinfolk
Turned On
Resident by Hernan Cattaneo
Markus Schulz presents Global DJ Broadcast