Primal: ”Terror Under the Blood Moon” (2019) Commentary

Continuing our Tartakovsky worship, the Novice Elitists boys have transported themselves into another world. It's a dangerous land out here for your intrepid heros. It's a world of blood, fury, speed, beautiful art, mesmerizing music, giant f**king spiders, and dinosaurs aplenty. That's right folks, your boys are covering Ep. 4 of Gennedy Tarakovsky's newest series, Primal. Prepare yourselves for gushing overload, as the Novice Elitist boys devolve into albino ape-men, and marvel in the dirt at the epic adventures of Caveman Jack and his Dino-best friend.

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This commentary was recorded on Feb. 29, 2020