I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)”
Brittle Don, brittle Don, you’re always cryin’
You lost another suit – this one for lyin’
Brittle con, brittle con, the truth is hurtin’
The odds of you outside a cell and workin’
Far away is where we think you should go
Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus
Stay in space until you float to Pluto
We’ll salute with middle fingers, standing tall and proud
Brittle Don, brittle Don, your bones are crackin’
And, as always, your muscles are a-lackin’
Brittle con, brittle con, your schemes are slackin’
You just don’t seem to have any laws’ backin’
Can’t skirt them (Anymore!) Anymore, you lame layperson
Think this is bad? Just wait till you’re in prison
Brittle Don, brittle Don, you’re weak as plastic
In Webster’s your picture is next to “flaccid”
Far away is where we think you should go
Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus
Stay in space until you float to Pluto
We’ll salute with middle fingers, standing tall and proud
Tears of your hammies when you walk to the fridge
With it being just three feet from your rocker (Rock away!)
Your phony doctor saying you’re in peak shape
As you break ribs eating crackers
Far away is where we think you should go
Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus
Stay in space until you float to Pluto
Salute middle fingers
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
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”Batshit Creeper” (parody based on the Ted Nugent song, ”Cat Scratch Fever”)
”Every Way, Sheeple” (parody based on the Sly & the Family Stone song, ”Everyday People”)
“His Wife Is ‘Mother’” (parody based on the PJ Harvey song, “Down By The Water”)
“Trickin’ Boomers” (parody based on the Biz Markie song, “Pickin’ Boogers”)
“Hit the Jim/Gym” (parody based on the Biz Markie song, “Just a Friend”)
“Lied, Squealed, Whimpered He’s Trump” (parody based on the Stevie Wonder song, “Signed, Sealed, Delivered I’m Yours”)
“Shooting For Zero Laws” (parody based on the Jody Watley song, “Looking For a New Love”)
“Dumb, Loud, and Cray” (parody based on the Offspring song, “Come Out and Play”)
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“The Nationalist Anthem” (parody based on the Francis Scott Key song, ”The Star-Spangled Banner”)
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“Turtle’s Spell” (parody based on the Billy Idol song, “Rebel Yell”)
“Bern Memes (All Look Like This)” (parody based on the Eurythmics song, “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)”)
“The Two Ron Rons” (parody based on the Crystals’ song, “Da Doo Ron Ron”)
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