May The Force Be With You!

May the Force Be With You!

Padawan Garvin and Darth George are meddling with the Dark Side of Linkedin Algorithms and YouTube Analytics. Their Energy Levels are not what they used to be.

May the Feckn Force Such that it is with you! "Darth George". And With You My Padawan - Garvin! But Can you please Stop Interrupting me every five minutes with your inane and insufferable questions. For the last time, I don't know where you can order some extra "Metaclorians"! Have you checked Amazon Multiverse Edition?

We need to Top Up our Energy levels, if we are to keep up with all this work we keep creating for that elusive audience, they seem to be rebelling against our current efforts to Influence them. We need to create a large enough Disturbance in their Mojos to bring them over to the 52 Joker Wild Side of Life.

You are right as ever My Joker Darth we need to replenish our energy reserves if we are to succeed in our mission. I will venture out to the Outer Limits of the LockDown System and stock up on the Energy of the Red Bull Nebula. 

So, Will, I Get you anything else while I am off out at the Shops and while I think of it before I go, Can I Borrow Your Darth Mask as mine is in the Dishwasher?

You are growing in expertise my Padawan, soon you will Embrace the Power of Multi-Tasking, until then you will need to keep forcing the square pegs into the round holes with the big mallet, it is only when you reach true enlightenment that the power of the "Pareto Principle" can be fully unleashed. 

In the meantime, You are to hold yourself accountable to the higher purpose and be sure to Act within Normalised standards. Don't Disturb anyone else unnecessarily, we have enough interruptions as it is, at this rate, we will never get anything done to move the master plan forward.

We will need to bring stability to the Disruptions in the Force, if our Base Audience is to grow and we are to Innovate to a higher level of existence, stretching our influence in the Social Media Universal Flow. 

We are taking on Insurmountable Odds to break through the Barrier of Non Reaction currently preventing the successful and sustained engagement with fellow journeyers in the Processes of Life and the higher Pursuit of Role Meaning.

Darth George?    Yes! Padawan Garvin?

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