Dumpster fire theater: Never too young to die!

It's time for another episode of dumpster fire theater!, buckle up kiddos because this time we have a doozy, Never too young to die! A movie about a secret agent John Stamos who has to save the world from the maniacal Velvet Von Ragnar (an unhinged Gene Simmons, who is enjoying Brazilian samba costumes a little too much)