10 tips for a long-lasting marriage

We just had our 17th anniversary. Check out our top 10 tips for a long-lasting marriage:

1. Go to a different floor in your house to poop.
2. Ryan’s saying: “You’re right dear, and I love you.”
3. If you are sick, sleep in another room.
4. Respect each other’s schedules.
5. Do things together but have outside interests.
6. Have a secret language.
7. Waiting to watch your shows.
8. Don’t plot to kill each other.
9. Explore each other’s kinks.
10. Honesty – yes, that makes you look fat.

Bonus tip: Laugh at your own stuff even if the partner doesn’t.