River Deep, Roscoe High

Gee, I wonder who's in this episode? Yup, it's River Pierce, who has managed to injure himself for clout. We talk about the six forbidden sports moves and the power of knit ponchos as we wade through another episode of teen drama. CanCon Pick of the Week: BodyBreak. Song(s) of the Week: "I'll See That You Aren't Woken Up" by Sherwood and "This Could Take Forever" by Kiddo.