This month, a densely-woven Jon's been struggling to keep his mind out of the gutter by smearing a microphone thinly over the top of a modest vape rig and pushin a pre-1994 Barbie doll into a red cabbage, while serving borscht to a red-headed widow. Mike, though, has officially been busier than him, scribbling a 10-year callback on manuscript at 3am and shouting 'Number!' at other podcasters in a hell of his own making. Nevertheless, he's found time to brush aside Will Smith's slap (despite living under a Rock) and consider this year's Oscar-nominated songs. We hear about Billie Eilish trying not to suck. Van Morrison's car-horn brass and BV shred-concealment. A drone-dodging Reba McEntire losing her precariously balanced hat. And Beyonce leaving her ornamental trombonists unpainted for want of a euphoniumist's chair. In other news, we channel George Massenburg through the Tamagotchi recorder to capture the finest one-dimensional voltage wobbles, and (once we've recovered from our pre-shawm flinch) hear a swanee saxophonist making bubblegum instrumentalists sound like skill minnows. All in all, it's an intense emotional struggle with a fretless foghorn on a slightly elevated sofa.
To hear Jon's latest single 'Lie To Me', head over to https://linktr.ee/whittenand_
And you can find Mike's super-grammatical tuning video at https://www.patreon.com/posts/61727565
Thanks to Benn Jordan and Daniel Vaczi for allowing me to use the glissotar demonstration featured in this episode. Check out Benn's youtube channel at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCshObcm-nLhbu8MY50EZ5Ng and Daniel's incredible performances with the Glissonic Trio at https://danielvaczi.bandcamp.com
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PSTB #52: Googlewhack drum enhancement, iPod Skywalker, and The CPU Sizzler
PSTB #51: Martian breakfast, lip-sync ballet, and The Dukes Of Haphazard
PSTB #50: MIDI boiled eggs, exploding headpumps, and other unskeptical noisies
PSTB #49: Agent-swap Bumble, herringbone origami, and Bela Fleck’s musical chicken
PSTB #47: Screamo ceilidh, the anti-Donda, and toothbrush orchestration
PSTB #46: GRAMMIES SPECIAL! (feat. WYSIWYG Doja and The Abbanator)
PSTB #45: Proto-Twitter, snorkelling mimes, and The Magic Of Pegasus
PSTB #44: Sleighbellitis, infrabeer, and The Rebeccaverse!
PSTB #43c: Jon‘s first single has landed! Yay!
PSTB #43b: Sharks and Muppets
PSTB #43a: Steak and potatoes (a capella) and Flamenco wrestling
PSTB #43: Karmic blunderbusses, a purring cheetah, and curated nothing
PSTB #42: Granstein, Bing Kerching, and The Quirkening
PSTB #41: Hula mics, spy pencils, and 2W of pure power
PSTB #40: A floppy screw, surefire noob tests, and Clarkson overwhelm
PSTB #40-ish: Mind the stop-gap!
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