This month, a densely-woven Jon's been struggling to keep his mind out of the gutter by smearing a microphone thinly over the top of a modest vape rig and pushin a pre-1994 Barbie doll into a red cabbage, while serving borscht to a red-headed widow. Mike, though, has officially been busier than him, scribbling a 10-year callback on manuscript at 3am and shouting 'Number!' at other podcasters in a hell of his own making. Nevertheless, he's found time to brush aside Will Smith's slap (despite living under a Rock) and consider this year's Oscar-nominated songs. We hear about Billie Eilish trying not to suck. Van Morrison's car-horn brass and BV shred-concealment. A drone-dodging Reba McEntire losing her precariously balanced hat. And Beyonce leaving her ornamental trombonists unpainted for want of a euphoniumist's chair. In other news, we channel George Massenburg through the Tamagotchi recorder to capture the finest one-dimensional voltage wobbles, and (once we've recovered from our pre-shawm flinch) hear a swanee saxophonist making bubblegum instrumentalists sound like skill minnows. All in all, it's an intense emotional struggle with a fretless foghorn on a slightly elevated sofa.
To hear Jon's latest single 'Lie To Me', head over to https://linktr.ee/whittenand_
And you can find Mike's super-grammatical tuning video at https://www.patreon.com/posts/61727565
Thanks to Benn Jordan and Daniel Vaczi for allowing me to use the glissotar demonstration featured in this episode. Check out Benn's youtube channel at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCshObcm-nLhbu8MY50EZ5Ng and Daniel's incredible performances with the Glissonic Trio at https://danielvaczi.bandcamp.com
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PSTB #19: Snug-verbing, virtuoso electricity, and The Four-letter Count
PSTB #18: Madonna fixations, Scaramanga's axe, and unrappabilityto
PSTB #17: Audio bacon, Spot The Toast, and chatting with Miss T
PSTB #16: Reverse hallelujahs, stereo hoovering, and a bag of smashed crabs
PSTB #15: Hobbit feet, old submarine bits, and tonsorial option-paralysis
PSTB #14: Heavy-metal kittens, karmic pest control, and musical guacamole
PSTB #13: Oxtail filtering, harmonikazoos, and the 'f*** you' delay
PSTB #12: Count Duckula, gourmet risotto, and bunraku puppet twerking
PSTB #11: Syllabist poetry, John Cage's evil twin, and The 100k Per Foot Rule
PSTB #10: Pigmy elephants, flamboyant boxer shorts, and the Marquis's crystal sword
PSTB #9: Imaginary edits, Bearable Brass, and the original Wobbly Jefferson
PSTB #8: Spray-on acoustic stubble, vegan suspense, and Neil Finn naked
PSTB #7: Auditory dog hair, erotic mic cables, and The A-Team Musical
PSTB #6: Invisible gorillas, All Star (but...), and insane amounts of clarity.
PSTB #5: Masking-tape snobbery, fake artists, and Creme Egg evolution.
PSTB #4: The Straight To Landfill Award, smirking cucumbers, and beards with everything.
PSTB #3: The inverse McGherkin, T-Pain's Uncle Vanya, and the facepalm motherlode.
PSTB #2: Mics for melee, homeopathic guitar solos, and The Ladderflirter.
PSTB #1: The SM57 tuning dial, The Phantom Facepalm, and Minecraft’s mullet-mod.
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