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Titanic Tuesday, Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid July 1, 2025

2025-07-02

Roxanne's Kilroy‑Sized Show Notes — July  1, 2025(4,000‑character carnival ride, safely under Apple’s big top) 🎩 Opening Chaos, Literally Tornado‑worthy West Virginia thunderclaps knock the station offline for ten minutes; Roxanne utters the day’s password—“outage”—while rebooting the router with prayers to Nikola Tesla and duct tape. Instant fear: every new thunder roll could yank the plug again. So it goes. ⚡ 🗳️ Senate’s “Big Bastard Bill” (BBB = Big Bad Banana‑Repu...

Roxanne's Kilroy‑Sized Show Notes — July  1, 2025
(4,000‑character carnival ride, safely under Apple’s big top)

🎩 Opening Chaos, Literally
- Tornado‑worthy West Virginia thunderclaps knock the station offline for ten minutes; Roxanne utters the day’s password—“outage”—while rebooting the router with prayers to Nikola Tesla and duct tape.
- Instant fear: every new thunder roll could yank the plug again. So it goes. ⚡
🗳️ Senate’s “Big Bastard Bill” (BBB = Big Bad Banana‑Republic?)
- Passes by a single beard: VP “Guyliner” breaks tie, bragging he’s “the first veep in a century with facial hair—her name’s Usha.” 🧔‍♀️
- Slaps a surprise excise tax on wind & solar. Half the GOP senators, including mystified Lisa Murkowski, learn about it after voting. Lindsey “Lady G” Graham: “It’s a secret, I guess.”
- Pours $160 B into ICE—10,000 extra agents, shiny new detention “villages.” Roxanne: “Concentration camps in the land of purple mountain majesties. Yay, freedom.”
- Senator Murkowski votes aye, gets zilch for Alaska, and still calls it “obligation to my people.” Host translation: “She shoved Alaskans into the bear pit.”
🧮 Shoestring Economics, or How to Beg Politely During a Thunderstorm
- June closed $1,130 in the red; July starts with a $300 “Bruce & Karen Memorial Challenge.”
- Micah shouts “💩 the BBB!” — kicks in $50; Sylvie matches. Charlene piles on. Daily survival = ≈$600.
- Refrain: “Ratings & reviews are the lifeblood that tell the algorithm we exist, because Procter & Gamble sure won’t.”
💥 Immigration & the New Age of Fear
- While senators nap, ICE gets its gold card. Roxanne recounts a Cuban man dying in Florida custody and warns “brown workers are vanishing from LA job sites—citizenship be damned.”
- Quote of the day: “If you’re brown, you’re keeping your head down.”
🌬️ Renewable Energy, Now with Sin Tax
- Excise hits turbines and solar arrays smack in red‑state prairie. GOP baffled: “Who slipped that in?” Roxanne: “Check your own pockets, Senator.”
🥊 Verbal Heavyweights
- Tuberville calls immigrants “rats.” Host retorts: “Tommy the Tuber doesn’t know what he doesn’t know, which is everything.”
- Rand Paul whines about deficits—after voting for $7 B bunker‑buster bombs.
- Bernie Sanders roars: BBB is “the most dangerous bill in modern history,” trading Medicaid for megayachts. 🚢
🎂 & 🎻 Personal Interludes While Rome Smolders
- Happy birthday to progressive‑talk godfather Mike Malloy.
- Toast to Roxanne’s parents’ 65th anniversary—married in the very front yard “of the crumbling family mansion.”
- Host celebrates new pacemaker rhythm: “Heart finally sounds like a heart, not a Maytag on spin.”
🛰️ Meteorological Foreshadowing
- Continuous storm commentary: “Clouds, thunder, lightning, rain—Mother Nature’s filibuster.”
- Broadcast ends mid‑sentence when power ghosts away. The final words? “If we drop, blame Zeus, not me.”
📢 Call to Do‑Something‑ness
- Leave a review, toss a nickel, join the Horn chat (moderated by Roger, Chief Agronomist & Bud‑Trimmer Emeritus).
- Password tomorrow? With luck, “electricity.”
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