Moran Monday, Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid July 14, 2025

🎙️ The Gravest Hour: Politics, Funding, and Society — July 14, 2025
Another Monday in MAGATland, where the power flickers, the truth costs $1,360, and JD Vance still runs like a lost Mennonite.

• 💸 BROKE ON BASTILLE DAY

  • Streaming glitched. Thunder shook the holler.

  • Roxanne needs $1,360 to avoid the lights going out, her healthcare vanishing, and her phone turning into a brick. “Everything that comes in goes out.”

  • Listener donations chipped it down to $730. Still not enough. Still desperate.

• 👑 NITWIT NERO’S GREATEST HITS

  • Stole the FIFA trophy. Like a real-life Gollum.

  • Blurs church & state—rallies gospel sharks to call for LGBTQ executions.

  • Threatens to revoke Rosie O'Donnell’s citizenship. She replies: “I’m everything you hate that’s still right with America.”

  • Epstein fallout continues. MAGATs turning on each other. “You said you’d drain the swamp. Instead: sealed files and political theater.”

• 🏛️ SUPREME VANDALISM

  • SCOTUS lets Trump axe half the DOE overnight.

  • Sotomayor dissent: “The majority expedites lawlessness.”

  • Roxanne: “What if they’re not naïve? What if they want to destroy government?”

• 🩺 DOCTOR WHO?

  • Dr. Oz: “Don’t eat carrot cake.” Roxanne: “Let them eat kale, huh?”

  • Oz flubs Medicare’s purpose. Kincaid: “It’s not welfare. It’s a right.”

  • Oprah blamed for unleashing Oz & Phil on a defenseless nation.

• 🍁 FENTANYL FALLOUT, EH?

  • Trump falsely blames Canada for fentanyl.

  • Canada preps $125B in retaliatory tariffs. American booze on the chopping block.

• 🏊‍♀️ POOLS, PRISONS & JD VANCE

  • “Concreted swimming pools” = historic white flight & MAGAT nostalgia.

  • ICE raids likened to “kennel conditions.” 34 people per cage.

  • JD Vance’s run described with exquisite homoeroticism.

• 🧠 THEMES & RUNNING GAGS

  • “Moran Monday”: Celebrating MAGAT illiteracy.

  • “Gentle Parenting of Fascists”: Why playing nice gets us nowhere.

  • Tracy: Racism isn’t just cruel—it’s self-destructive.

  • Quote of the week: “Knowing a man well never leads to hate... and nearly always leads to love.”

• 🛠️ FINAL THOUGHTS

  • The Horn = a “mutual sanity preservation society.”

  • Roxanne: “We’re so screwed, but we’re not alone.”

  • If you see ICE thugs—speak up.

  • Support the show. Review it. Share it. Or MAGATs win.

It’s Bastille Day. Maybe light a fire.

 

🗓️ Jul 14, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)