12 Monkeys and Jesus Was the Worst Jew

The boys revisit a Syfy original about the pandemic, 12 Monkeys. They nail their slightly effeminate Trump impressions, consider if gorillas in Gabon have Boston accents, and brainstorm how they will spend their Trump checks. They hit on politics by using time travel to get to the bottom of Andrew Gillum's sex parties and vote Bill de Blasio a blue-collar Bostonian.

John Paul uses time travel to get intimate with Kim Jong-un and asks a Rabbi for a Hollywood agent recommendation. Jack fails to do basic multiplication, and Zach bemoans that time travel would make Cape traffic worse.