Top 5 Wishes

Everyone knows the story of Aladdin. Everyone’s familiar with the concept of Genie’s and their wish-granting powers and they’ve considered what they would do if they had a genie. Today we’re going to talk about our top 5 genie wishes. That’s right, we’re gonna shed off the classic 3 wish limitation and go with 5 wishes because this is after all the Top 5 Podcast. We’re each gonna pick 5 wishes and standard rules apply: you can’t wish for someone’s death, you can’t make someone fall in love, and you can’t wish to bring Harambe back from death. Oh and also you can’t ask for more wishes, you’re already getting five. We’ll likely have some crossover but today for the sake of conversation we’re doing the old Jackass Genie Trope. Think of the rules of Bedazzled. You remember that movie, right? Brendan Fraser makes all these deals with the Devil played by Elizabeth Hurley who gives him what he wants, but there’s always a huge catch that he didn’t consider which serves as the ultimate reminder “be careful what you wish for—you just might get it!” In other words one person’s going to say their wish and the other two are going to shit all over it. We didn’t share our lists with each other and by no means are we experts in this or any other category. We are just a few dudes who like to discuss nonsense.

The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Google, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!

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