I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!”
Oh, glory hole, you’re a fantasy of his mind
What could be on the other side?
A porn star ready to spank him with his face?
His personal “doctor” saying, “Here’s something you can sniff”?
Unfortunately no, neither of those were the case
They’d be much too clean for his sick and demented tastes
Oh, glory hole, what he wants will never breathe
He’s grabbed it joyfully, while saying it makes us free
Glory hole, amar Old Glory hole
The stars and stripes he claims to always salute
Dodging drafts and attacking Golden Star families
There’s not a single brave bone in him
Glory hole, don’t worry, glory hole
Old Glory placed a restraining order against him
The judge said, “What the f*ck?!?,” but then, “I’ll allow it”
“I’m getting too old for this sh*t”
He started singing our banner (Glory hole!)
But remembered none of the words
“Jose built some rockets over there” (Glory hole!)
“Do the wave, watch ‘Twilight,’ and burst”
Standing tall, wearing a MAGA hat
Glory hole, don’t worry, glory hole
Old Glory will never embrace his filth
It’d rather be burned in a necessary protest
Than feel his puny hands on it
Glory hole, amar Old Glory hole
He f*cks the country over to keep from getting screwed
Whines that he’s the victim when he’s really the culprit
Such a man-baby, he is
So, glory hole, there’s no need to worry
He’ll be embraced by bars in time
Glory hole, yes, he’ll try to scurry
But will never outrun our stars and stripes
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
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”Batshit Creeper” (parody based on the Ted Nugent song, ”Cat Scratch Fever”)
”Every Way, Sheeple” (parody based on the Sly & the Family Stone song, ”Everyday People”)
“His Wife Is ‘Mother’” (parody based on the PJ Harvey song, “Down By The Water”)
“Trickin’ Boomers” (parody based on the Biz Markie song, “Pickin’ Boogers”)
“Hit the Jim/Gym” (parody based on the Biz Markie song, “Just a Friend”)
“Lied, Squealed, Whimpered He’s Trump” (parody based on the Stevie Wonder song, “Signed, Sealed, Delivered I’m Yours”)
“Shooting For Zero Laws” (parody based on the Jody Watley song, “Looking For a New Love”)
“Dumb, Loud, and Cray” (parody based on the Offspring song, “Come Out and Play”)
Choppers Without Filters
“The Nationalist Anthem” (parody based on the Francis Scott Key song, ”The Star-Spangled Banner”)
CPAC? CCRAP!
“Turtle’s Spell” (parody based on the Billy Idol song, “Rebel Yell”)
“Bern Memes (All Look Like This)” (parody based on the Eurythmics song, “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)”)
“The Two Ron Rons” (parody based on the Crystals’ song, “Da Doo Ron Ron”)
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