My son's name was Zyzz Gigachad Chad Michael Murray but he was tragically killed in a prom night car accident with his Albanian friend Tonibler Elvis Noshito Hoxha on the way to see My Son the Hurricane headlining Coachella because they drove past a nude beach. Tell all your friends Alfalfa is a fascist
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jun/20/kosovan-albanians-name-children-tony-blair-tonibler
https://www.newsweek.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/little-rascals-alfalfa-actor-under-fire-controversial-comments-1956632