Episode 181 - Cirque Du Celine

Hey, are you a new listener? Welcome, and we’re sorry, but this is also the greatest podcast in the world.  This week, A Michigan woman found out that she won three million dollars by checking her spam folder.  A lady tries to buy a kid at Walmart, but surprisingly it wasn’t made in China.  A sperm bank is running on empty because they’re not F-DIC insured.  Monkeys escape after an accident, but all were safely recovered so they could be euthanized.  Finally, China doesn’t like the way Fight Club ended so they changed it.  Now do Quantum Leap. At this point, are we just an audiobook? Consider that, and welcome back to The Hour.