Episode 27: Kids

Carmen drills Janet about what it’s like having a child. Kids versus babies. Janet creeps out parents. Ew – kids. Real love. Baby atom bombs. The child drought. Having a shitty kid who hates your guts. How a wand up your vagina can make you emotional. Nobody looks after you when you’re old anyways. Tapping out when the adult diaper arrives. Teenagers are mean. All the shockers of becoming a parent. How little control you have over how your child is. Generational parenting. Having the opposite. Salt and Pepper kids. Giving birth in a dumpster that’s on fire. Rad aunties. Dog utopia. Big baby productions. Having a life as a parent.

(Recorded on March 27, 2023)