Episode 213 - The Back Seat of the Rental Car of Space

Why is everything so salty at Chili’s? This week, grandpa of the year leaves his granddaughter in the back of a rental car.  A fake cosmonaut needs some help paying his landing fees, because in Soviet Russia moon lands you.  A moron from LA is mad at a moron who’s not from Texas.  A Spanish priest gets a taste for sexology and pig semen.  Finally, Mario’s milkshake won’t bring any boys to the yard.  We just got a one-up! Welcome back to The Hour.